Movie Review: John Carter

Directed by Andrew Stanton

This movie bombed at the box office. Might as well get that out of the way at the begin­ning. It was a finan­cial dis­as­ter. That, how­ever, has very lit­tle to do with the movie itself. Put aside the stu­pid nam­ing and the bizarre adver­tis­ing choices. Lets look at the movie itself.

The movie is actu­ally remark­ably faith­ful in tone to the book Princess of Mars even while chang­ing some of the specifics. Instead of try­ing to update Edgar Rice Bur­roughs vision, it sim­ply embraces it. And that’s prob­a­bly my favorite thing about it. The crea­tures and devices are fan­tas­ti­cal and the scale of the cities is epic.

There’s also plenty of action. Sword fights, fly­ing, jump­ing. It’s all there. And the plot, while sim­plis­tic (it’s a block­buster) is easy enough to follow.

It’s the char­ac­ters where things fall down. Out­side of John Carter and Dejah Tho­ris have decent char­ac­ter arcs, but no one else gets devel­oped at all.

Strangely John Carter seems both too long and too short at the same time. At 2 hours 20 min­utes the story drags at times, yet some aspects feel like they were never prop­erly fleshed out.

Per­son­ally I think I would have cut down the fram­ing story to a min­i­mum and used that time to build up the sec­ondary char­ac­ters a bit more.

Over­all then it’s a fun movie, but ulti­mately not very mem­o­rable. The best I can say for it is that it did inspire me to add the Bar­soom series to my read­ing list.

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14 thoughts on “Movie Review: John Carter

  1. May 28, 2012 at 19:13

    That’s a shame, I wanted (and still want) to see this… didn’t know it was that long, though. 0.o

  2. May 28, 2012 at 19:14

    I agree. It was a fun, faith­ful romp.

  3. May 28, 2012 at 19:15

    I have not seen the movie , mostly because of the way Hol­ly­wood nor­mally destroys a good story. I have read all the Edgar Rice Bur­roughs sto­ries as a teenager and love them. I still enjoy read­ing them because they are so much fun. The thing I really enjoined about the books was the han­dling of the dif­fernt “races” of Mars they where all treated the same till they proved them­selves wrong. Even not all them where the same, some where good some where bad. It nor­mally was the lead­ers that where bad and not the people.

  4. May 28, 2012 at 19:40

    I thought it was fun. My 6 and 4 year olds also enjoyed it.

  5. May 28, 2012 at 19:48

    I enjoyed it very much. Some­times you have to ignore the crit­ics reviews and take a chance. I think they could have sowed more of the parts that take place on earth.

  6. May 28, 2012 at 21:15

    My girls (12 & 14) and I enjoyed it, but you review is pretty much on the nose. The adver­tis­ing was par­tic­u­larly useless.

  7. May 28, 2012 at 21:23

    We’re def­i­nitely plan­ning to watch this…hubby and bf were a bit put off by the neg­a­tive reviews, but I think it looks pretty decent.

  8. May 28, 2012 at 21:30

    If noth­ing else, maybe it will make peo­ple want to read? (Hope­ful Eng­lish Prof.)

  9. May 28, 2012 at 21:33

    It did for me. But then I was always a sucker for the old Flash Gor­don cliffhanger seri­als and stuff like that.

  10. May 28, 2012 at 21:35

    +Eoghann Irv­ing Im big pulp fic­tion fan. I know sim­ple sto­ries but they are just plan fun to read

  11. May 28, 2012 at 21:40

    Good review — I think its pretty spot on from my take on the movie as well. It wasn’t great, or hor­ri­ble.. some­thing in the middle.

  12. May 28, 2012 at 21:47

    +Amanda Rachelle War­ren Am all ready a big reader, but this def­i­nitely made me and my girls want to pick up Princess of Mars and the rest.

  13. May 29, 2012 at 05:44

    I loved the movie. I’m plan­ing on read­ing the book as soon as I have fin­ished The Hobbit.

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