It seems that some people just hover on certain key phrases like NRA, gun control, intelligent design, atheism, libertarian, deficit, taxes etc.
So they can immediately jump into the conversation with no concern for anything that might have been said previously and proceed to rant about their loony philosophies.
Feel free to do so on this post so I can just block you all at once.
Any other key phrases I should throw in?
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abortion, and people who see obama as a radical socialist
–Conservative
–Republican
–Liberal
–Democrat
–Islam
And are you implying that the universe WASN’T created by a magical flying buffalo who bestows peace and love through his spicy wings?
bacon and cats
Just sayin in any conversation.
Patchouli, Gangnam style, and hobbits…
I’m with +Christy Sandhoff. The Baconites are really annoying. Always like, “you must like Bacon or you are totally going to hell!” and then like “baked Bacon is blasphemous, the holy Bacon must be fried in the grease of the finest pig!”
and I’m like, jeeze, I’m on a diet, leave me alone…
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Ah but I’ve never had bacon and cat lovers jump onto my post to berate me about it.
Actually to be fair I’ve never had a follower of Islam berate me either. I think most of the rest have.
For any given statement of opinion one can make, there’s guaranteed to be at least one person on the Internet that disagrees violently.
Islamic evangelicals are one of the reasons I stopped posting to public. It got ugly at times.
+William Brine – You are absolutely wrong! I disagree! *throws chair at you*
Shit, the party’s started! Someone threw a chair!
Mosh pit
I regularly have atheists and Christians pissed at me +Lyssa Bee. Islamists aren’t even on my radar currently.
+William Brine OMG Wtf are you trying to say?!!!
+Lyssa Bee Oh wow I haven’t been a mosh pit since…like…forever. Hang on, I’m gonna go dig out my leather jacket so I don’t get hurt, just like back in the day.
If you post about anything vaguely cell-related I might be likely to go off on how much I think Verizon is greedy and I’m angry and frustrated that I still need to use them for the time being. I’m not saying it’s an agenda, but yeah it kind of is.
I’m not sure we’d actually be able to find anyone to take the other side of that particular argument +Gregg Sakauye
I’m with +Lyssa Bee. Don’t question my Magic Buffalo with Spicy Wings! XP
I actually find the Magic Buffalo theory as credible as many others including a couple of scientific ones.
But don’t think that gives you the right to evangelize your buffalo in my thread!
What about my magic space tortoise that carries the world on its back?
I will evangelize The Magical Flying Buffalo wherever I please! It’s a free country! Freedom of speech, expression, religion, right to bear ranch sauce, and anything else I can think of!
+Nello Jennings One time I saw this beautiful yet haunting movie wherein this woman gets dragged to the bottom of the ocean by a giant turtle. I wept.
Shhh If we pretend we’re not here the tortoise nuts may go away.
You do not have a right to ranch sauce in my posts! This is private property and if you wish to inhabit it, you have to accept my firm stance opposing all forms of ranch sauce or dressing. Please deposit any packets at the bin next to the door.
+Eoghann Irving Now hold up there! Buffalo wings are properly eaten with bleu cheese dressing, not ranch!
All hail the mighty honey dijon mustard sauce! (Muuuuch tastier than Ranch sauce anyway).
Honey mustard or no mustard. Dijon is the devil’s mustard!
And that, +Eoghann Irving is why I like it! Mmmm, Devil’s mustard.…. (Honey Dijon has the added flavor of corruption since it was once Honey Mustard.)
Damn it… where’s the Buffalo Inquisition when you need them? Heresy everywhere!
Help +Suzanne Roberts! +Eoghann Irving is calling for an Inquisition of all Magic Buffalo with Spicy Wings believers!
I’M BEING OPPRESSED!!!!
Oh nonsense.. Not for all believers. Just for the false believers. If you truly believe you will be fine.
Just make sure you have the honey mustard packets with you at all times for verification.
99%…
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC BUFFALO WITH SPICY WINGS!
Infidels!
bleu cheese may be what you’re supposed to eat the buffalo’s wings with, but since it is totally gross, I support the ranch and honey mustard contingencies. besides, who wants to conform?
+Lyssa Bee — “Come and see the violence inherent in the system!” ?
Of course everyone knows the Magic Buffalo is just part of the conspiracy. It’s what they want you to believe.
Believe the Buffalo!
Free your mind man! Don’t let the system suck you in!
Mmmmm, tasty, tasty system.…
Nuke the gay, vaccinated, antisemitic whales!
Yummy.
Careful now.. I heard the Buffalo vaccine gives you cooties…
Autistic cooties, Eoghann!
Wait, I need to find a loony philosophy to comment here?
Well, damn… I got nothin’…
multiperson pantheistic solipsism
I hate those guys.
+Cindy Brown I’m fairly certain this thread has extra loony philosophies — take your pick!
I’m here to represent the Antimustardites. Ketchup or nothing! Down with the evil mustard! People who eat mustard shall all be infected with cooties forthwith. (am I right or am I right, +Mz Maau?)
Evangelizing the Buffalo
falls over in giggles, throws glitter
I’m sorry, what am I agreeing blindly to, +Meirav M. ?
Vegetarians and Vegans. I’m a Humanitarian, myself.
Do they taste good in curries, +Michael Bernstein?
You eat people, +Michael Bernstein ?
They are rather tasty.
Mmmm, Longpork… ::drools::
Even better with onions and a nice white wine reduction sauce.
Longpork or Longpig?
With fava beans and a nice chianti?
Sure, but I tend to go for stir-fries. Mongolian, in particular.
I don’t mind a nice Chianti +Suzanne Roberts. It was one o my favorite types of wines.
Oo, hey, there is a great new Mongolian grill near me. Sounds like a HIRL.
On a more serious note, +Eoghann Irving, another set of keywords is ‘GMO’ and ‘Monsanto’. I hardly post anything on the subject anymore because I get shit from anti-GMO and pro-GMO activists, and both groups are mostly interested in blasting the other group.
+Suzanne Roberts, unfortunately, I’m in NM, not NY.
Hm, vegetarians, vegans…
I CHOOSE VEGEMITE!
I’m in MD, +Michael Bernstein - but hey, next time I’m in NM, Mongolian!
nooooooooooooooo.com! Not the salty-spread-of-mouth-puckering-doom!
#Dropbears
Yes! o/
I have found my whackaloon philosophy!
One that will guarantee a reaction from the trolling loonies .… mention Palestine and Israel , and the pro-Jewish brigade will be out in force even if the post is favourable to Israel
+Michael Bernstein amazed at the fact pro-GMO people even exist. My mind has been blown to the point of no return.
+Jamez Frondeskias Word. You can’t say anything about Israel.
+Cindy Brown I know. But its a good way of finding and blocking people and reducing the number of trollers out there
+Suzanne Roberts, I actually haven’t found a decent Mongolian place here in ABQ yet. Several excellent Vietnamese places, though, especially Café Dalat: http://www.nmgastronome.com/blog/?p=227
PS I came her via a reshare from +Mz Maau .. just in case anyone was wondering.
Oooo, nice! Thanks, +Michael Bernstein will check that out my next trip out there.
You’re sweet, +Jamez Frondeskias! But I was hoping for stealth infestation of more Evangelical Buffaloes and their Spicy Wings of Bleu Cheese.
+Mz Maau but they aint pink
They are if you use the right sauce!
For example:
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/penne-with-pink-vodka-sauce/
+Mz Maau seriously? You have to message me the recipe!
People who spell their first name in a way that makes it impossible for me to pronounce correctly.
Somewhat (un)related. I know this isn’t a buffalo per se, but it came up while searching for buffaloes:
http://www.cowpictures.net/Pink-Cow.html
Also, +Luis Roca, that’s proof that my mom’s been trolling longer than you’ve been alive.
+Trenton Ray, technically, they are largely pro-science (and lets face it, much of the opposition to GMOs comes from a shockingly anti-scientific perspective), but they keep turning a blind eye to the nasty uses that Monsanto (in particular) puts the science to. I’ve come to understand that most of them work in the biotech industry in one way or another.
Yeah. Hate those guys…
LMAO +Mz Maau
+Jamez Frondeskias: You’ll spot a recipe just above your comment. I will need to experiment some to come up with a technically pink buffalo sauce.
+Mz Maau with Strawberries .…..???????!!!!
Would you prefer raspberries?
Clueberries.… just sayin’.
Indeed.