Proposal To Speed Up Internet Browsing

Having per­son­ally sur­veyed a sig­nif­i­cant por­tion of the inter­net, I have estab­lished that approx­i­mately 33.333% of the con­tent could be replaced by the graphic below.

If we link this on a cen­tral server then as a result of browser caching we will rad­i­cally shrink the size of the entire inter­net, speed up page load­ing and as a bonus reduce 25,000 word dia­tribes to their key point allow­ing us to read them in seconds.

My guess is that this could save close to $1 bil­lion in productivity.

You’re wel­come…

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4 thoughts on “Proposal To Speed Up Internet Browsing

  1. January 3, 2013 at 19:48

    At work we take bets about how long it takes for some­one to com­plain about any change.  The pool never extends past 24 hours.

  2. January 3, 2013 at 20:09

    You changed my stream by post­ing. I Hate It!!!!!!11

  3. January 3, 2013 at 20:32

    I’ve just taken the short­cut of hat­ing every­thing. My pro­duc­tiv­ity is up 68.2%!

  4. January 3, 2013 at 23:43

    Funny how much peo­ple seem to hate and resist change.  Or, alter­nately, com­plain that noth­ing seems to change.

    And then either way they have a look at what things were like 5 years ago and say, OMG, that’s horrible.

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