SciFi Battle Royale Round 1: Cylons vs. The Dread Pirate Roberts

Yes­ter­day Gan­dalf hand­ily trounced Sauron with 12 votes to 6. Much more one sided than I expected​.To will it be The Dread Pirate Roberts or Cylons who come out victorious?

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21 thoughts on “SciFi Battle Royale Round 1: Cylons vs. The Dread Pirate Roberts

  1. Eoghann Irving
    March 21, 2013 at 21:35

    Another pecu­liar match up.

    While it seems like the Cylons would have most of the advan­tages here, I find that I can’t count Wes­ley out. He’s han­dled R.O.U.S. he’s had years stripped away from him and come back from being mostly dead. The man is pretty much unstoppable.

  2. Aubree Clarke
    March 21, 2013 at 21:35

    Dread Pirate Roberts. Dude, that guy was like Jesus with death, like “Nuh uh! I’m back! Taste my metal bro!”

  3. Josh Nunn
    March 21, 2013 at 21:35

    I was going to say we don’t have enough data to go in, as we’ve got two TV shows and a cou­ple of movies worth of Cylons, ver­sus 1 movie/book with the DPR. But then, that just means we’ve seen that cylons can be defeated and we know their weak­nesses. We don’t know the Dread Pirate’s weak­nesses — if indeed he has any at all. Plus, he’s beaten my giant, which means he’s excep­tion­ally strong, and he’s also bested my Spaniard, which means he must have studied…

  4. Shane Noble
    March 21, 2013 at 21:35

    The Dread Pirate Roberts, natch. I mean, he’s drip­ping panache and that takes you places.

  5. Nic Gilicinski
    March 21, 2013 at 22:35

    Dread Pirate Roberts

  6. Mark Brouillette
    March 21, 2013 at 23:35

    as much as i like the dread pirate, id have to say the Cylon

  7. Ramsez Stamper
    March 21, 2013 at 23:35

    Obvi­ously the pirate would defeat them in a bat­tle of the wits

  8. Will Payne
    March 22, 2013 at 00:35

    The Dread Pirate Roberts of course.

  9. Jane Rakali
    March 22, 2013 at 00:35

    The new cylons have num­bers in their advan­tage. Plus, he’d be too dis­tracted by num­ber 6…

  10. Chern M
    March 22, 2013 at 00:35

    As much as I love the old school Cylons, I just don’t see the Dread Pirate Roberts los­ing this one. He always finds a way to win when he’s not sup­posed to.

  11. Josh Nunn
    March 22, 2013 at 00:35

    +Jane Rakali
    But he’s only got eyes for But­ter­cup. His is not a love to be taken lightly. And heaven for­bid the cylons threaten her, because he would hunt them down.

  12. zach hatfield
    March 22, 2013 at 01:36

    Are we talk­ing old school cylons or the new toasters

  13. Jane Rakali
    March 22, 2013 at 01:36

    Turns out But­ter­cup is a toaster. She’s Zoe Graystone’s lit­tle sis­ter.… ;-)

  14. Chern M
    March 22, 2013 at 01:36

    +zach hat­field based on the pic­ture I’m think­ing old school cylons.

  15. Leonard Sultana
    March 22, 2013 at 03:35

    Dread Pirate Roberts — but only just. Thank­fully, the Cylons only know about Bonetti’s Defense, where as DPR will take on via Thibault which can­cels out Capa Ferro. (Unless the old school Cylons have stud­ied their Agrippa. Unlikely.)

  16. David Wilde
    March 22, 2013 at 09:36

    Cylons have had their metal buts kicked by way less than one man with a rapier. They’ve been beaten by chil­dren for cryin out loud. DPR will take it when least expected.

  17. Will Payne
    March 22, 2013 at 10:35

    INCONCIEVABLE!!

  18. David Loeff
    March 22, 2013 at 17:36

    True Love will win over the Cylons

  19. Josh Nunn
    March 22, 2013 at 18:35

    +David Loeff Sonny, True Love is the great­est thing in the world — except for a nice MLT, mut­ton let­tuce and tomato sand­wich  where the mut­ton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe and perky… I love that — but that’s not what he said, he dis­tinctly said “To Blathe”, and as we all know “to blathe” means “to bluff”

  20. Jack Hardman
    March 22, 2013 at 19:36

    Had to go with Dread Pirate Roberts. To The PAIN!!

  21. Snouty Pig
    March 23, 2013 at 11:35

    +Jane Rakali No way would Dread Pirate Roberts be dis­tracted by No. 6. Trueeeeeeee Love! never to blave or to bluff. My vote: Dread Pirate Roberts. Too smart, too quick wit­ted, too charming.

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